jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

The most import thing you can learn in life is how to make a good drink.

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good 

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good 

(Source: looo-ch, via findmeinthemurderhouse)

checkrnate:

im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via ihereby-complain)

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

(via sorry)

Breaking + entering  (at sunset )

Breaking + entering (at sunset )

loveandwear:

Bae is tumblr worthy

loveandwear:

Bae is tumblr worthy

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

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tbdressfashion:

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